One of the things which is really great, and constantly endearing about Wiz Khalifa, is the examples he gives to measure his success. It’s like Juicy J, sure, he owns a mansion next door to Kobe Bryant, but he sounds just as satisfied when he’s bragging about how he gets to stay in and play X-Box all day as he does talking about riding around in his Phantom.

On ‘Brainstorm’, a typically red-eyed cut from Wiz’s Taylor Allderdice mixtape, he mentions riding “jet skis all day” in the same breath as having his lemonade made fresh, and coming home to having his bed already made for him, which is exactly how every rich American should operate.