A video of Paris Hilton’s debut DJ set, from Brazil’s POP Festival, is now up. Spoiler! It’s the worst thing you will ever see.

In the four-minute clip, Paris – who’s on a quest to become queen of house music, in case you forgot – debuts her new single with Afrojack, pretends to mix, dances around a bit, and has to have the gain turned down by an assistant when the track finally drops. At one point, about twenty seconds of Rihanna’s ‘We Found Love’ plays, out of time, for no reason whatsoever.

One dies, another one’s born, and all that.