“Not too far away from where we’re sitting, Lil Wayne is in a Los Angeles hospital, recovering from what TMZ first described as a drug-induced series of seizures, and I ask Juicy J whether he worries about suffering a similar fate.

“He looks at me disbelievingly and says no. “Might overdose on cash!”

Just one of many quotables from this month’s highly recommended Fader cover story with Juicy J, rap’s most hedonistic elder statesman.

Read more of the week’s best quotes here.