If you’re based in the UK and in possession of half a brain, chances are you’ve been wound up by Robbie Savage, Phil Neville and Jonathan Pearce’s World Cup commentary.

And why not? You don’t pay your license fee to hear Savage stumble over his words and Pearce have to have the rules of football constantly spoon-fed to him. You pay it to hear something with drama. Something with vitality. Something inspirational. Something… Narstie.

That’s why we, as wound up as the rest of you by Savage and co, got Big Narstie to provide alternative commentary to some of the World Cup’s all-time most controversial moments. Zidane, Maradona and, yes, Peter Crouch – they’re all here. And they’ve never sounded better.

Also check out Big Narstie’s message to the England football team.