Mariah goes Black MIDI.

Technically, the answer is no, this is not the greatest version of ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ ever made. That honour goes to DJ Q, whose 2013 refix is the best festive banger we could hope for in our lifetimes, since people kind of gave up on writing decent Christmas singles.

But the second best version is this one. Tumblr genius Formeldeharv birthed a monster when they squeezed Mariah’s sleigh bells through a MIDI converter and then flipped them back to MP3, creating this bizarro Christmas carol for tomorrow’s world. Click the link to enjoy. [Hat tip: Alex Wybraniec]